I know that some of you ladies have been secretly in love with Mr Handsome.
We don´t want to have disappointments in The Vintage Fairy Tales,
so we have now reached the point when it´s time to tell you
the truth about The Skating Monkey´s love life.
He was too nice to be straight.
A little bit of matchmaking online,
more specifically, on eBay,
and happiness was complete.
Thank´s for visiting here,
and thank´s for visiting my photo exhibition at gallery gate38!